Welcome to my worlds. 

Did I make you laugh?
Want to show your support for my clever words and lack of industry.
Give me a dollar or two to buy myself a something nice from Chocolate Fetish.

Have I changed you life?
More importantly, are you happy that I have changed you life?

If a singular dollar doesn't quite sum up your deep admiration of my near awesomness,
try adding a zero or two to it.

Nothing makes you feel less like a zero than giving those surplus zeros away.

especially when they are attached to something real, like a prime numeral.

 You have taken my words of genius (or possibly madness) and made them into t-shirts which you sell for unspeakable sums.
 How industrious of you.
Humbly grateful, or perhaps slightly guilty at your newly acquired affluence at my impoverished expense, you wish to give me my “cut” as it were, preferably before Kisa gives you one of hers.

Well, ok then. Absolution can be yours for a price, just like the Catholic Church of old.

Just POOOSh da button.