Monthly Archives: March 2019

fake fundraiser

Posted on March 30, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

Rejected campains for the Travelling Von Teasa’s world tour fundraiser. “Please donate so we wont have to resort to using click-bait on our fan page. Instead, we will continue use our preferred regular bait… our natural musk.” (Please remember, I … Continue reading →

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Pencils are history

Posted on March 30, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

I havent done this in a while. Everything comes from somewhere, and everything has a beginning no matter how mundane. Millions of people every day take standardized tests or fill out lottery tickets, all using the same yellow #2 pencil. … Continue reading →

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GOT… gave it up in season 2, but…

Posted on March 29, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

That is a lawn chair, on top of a picnic table, in the park across from my house. It appeared overnight. I gotta say, this sequel to Game of Thrones is not looking too good. #springiscoming #noironthrone Beware the Yellow … Continue reading →

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My voices sing to me

Posted on March 29, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

Accidental song lyrics. Yes kitty kitty, I know The bed is good Its warm and soft I wanna stay in bed with you. But work is mean And I have to go. (All I wanna do is… *bang bang bang … Continue reading →

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I have a whole Google page now

Posted on March 28, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

I don’t know what I am doing (clearly) but I must be doing something right. I now occupy an ENTIRE GOOGLE PAGE with my Warlocked books! So what if Kisa Von Teasa has three.

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Three is a magic number

Posted on March 25, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

I try to think in terms of three in order to avoid a false dichotomy of binary thinking. So today I pondered kindness. I feel that kindness comes from many places, but for me kindness come from three. 1. A … Continue reading →

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What is this “real” anyway?

Posted on March 23, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

Never Google “What makes you a REAL writer”. The overwhelming melange of bull-shittery will drown you. That being said, I feel that if you have worn off letters on your computer keyboard, BUT it does not hamper your productivity in … Continue reading →

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Go with the flow

Posted on March 20, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

How do you deal with your impostor syndrome, when you discover that you are the one everyone else turns to in order to make it possible for them to deal with their impostor syndrome? I’m… uh… asking for a friend. … Continue reading →

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I AM THE ROBOT FARM!

Posted on March 15, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

(where we farm for robots and not where robots farm). Its a crazy day here at The Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm). I am THE ENTIRE SERVICE DEPARTMENT, I am also the shipping … Continue reading →

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The t-shirt of the day 3-14-19

Posted on March 14, 2019 by Rick Wasserman

The t-shirt of the day is… “NEIN!!!!! DAS IST BRAUNES WASSER!!!!!” – Coffee Nazi. Before you ask…Yes, of course it is printed on a brownshirt.