Monthly Archives: July 2015

Something is afoot….or other appendage

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

5 years ago, my insurance company blocked me from taking my prescriptions to Walgreens…..no reason given. Then a few years ago, they insisted that CVS (which I hate, at least the local branch) was going to handle all of my … Continue reading →

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Never mind the popular phrasing

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

Ima toot my horn for a minute. Last night I spent hours scrubbing the Hannibal series for him playing harpsichord. You see, we Von Teasas are sitting on a secret horde of obscure songs that inspire visions of new Burlesque … Continue reading →

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There are no guarantees

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

We, as Americans, were promised Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. But, as Starship Troopers reminds us (the book, not the movie) you can pursue happiness all you want, no one can take that away from you. ….but, there … Continue reading →

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Rain…You’ll miss it when it is gone

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

The voices in my head are having a field day today. I’ll try my best to capture the Goombah accent they are using. (For the record, this is a social stereotype, not a racial one, therefore I am not a … Continue reading →

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Some people have to pee on the electric fence

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

I hadn’t considered this before. “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” -David Richerby Here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where robots farm) we were having object lessons in … Continue reading →

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Let’s be social for a change

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

Its too early to go to Temple ( the dance night, not Jewish “church”) no one really fun is going to be there till midnight anyway. So, if you are planning on dinner, go eat dinner, then do some pre-drinking … Continue reading →

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Entertainment politics

Posted on July 11, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

I don’t care about Trump, or what he says. He isn’t relevant to my world. My only goals related towards him is making sure he stays that way. To that end, here is a wonderful article. We all know that … Continue reading →

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The Longest Night pt 2

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

I can’t believe it has almost been a year since my first publication. The Longest Night was from a brief splash of inspiration, some things said in passing, and furiously scribbled notes. A story that was WAY outside my comfort … Continue reading →

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The blatantly obvious pointless rant

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

Well this is annoying. Today, Farcebuck decided that I wanted to be texted every time ANYTHING happens on Facebook. FUCK YOU FACEBOOK OVERLORDS. Everything EVERYTHING!!!!!!! That you consider a “service” should be opt in. NOT OPT OUT! It took me … Continue reading →

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It’s a mock warzone

Posted on July 4, 2015 by Rick Wasserman

Stepping outside onto the front porch, there is a palpable smoky haze, sulphur smelling, and a ceaseless cacophony of pops and crackles all around. Though none are visible within a city block of my position. Mysterious. It a good thing … Continue reading →

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