I know you (the collective you, if not the specific individual you, but certainly not the bovine or sheep ewe).
So I know you get this on some level.
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”/ Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.””-Charles M. Schulz
Meanwhile…
Bon Jovi voice in my head sings.
Smacked in the face
By your perfume
You’re not even
In the same room.
I can not breathe.
And you’re to blame
You give fragrance
A bad name.