Category Archives: The Robot Farm

Where we farm for robots, not where robots farm

Poerty

Gone is the color. Gone are the curls. Life’s joy has been lost, In this ocean of churls. Maybe we can all find ourselves again on the other side of thus pain, Injustice, cruelty and chaos That fall on us … Continue reading

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Marketing fail

Here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) even though we sit safe and secure in our giant steel box with no windows, we still find it hard to maintain the minions moral … Continue reading

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Personal History

On this day, July 27th in 2016, This stupid conversation happened at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm). Morning stupids “Booyah”…..someone says, but terribly unenthusiasticly. Booyah? I say. Which gets no response so … Continue reading

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All praise our robot overlords

Never let it be said that our benign Robot Overlords at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) don’t care about their worker bees, minions, and cogs of the great machine. Today we few, … Continue reading

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Feeling inspired-ish

Here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) there is a lot of anxiety about what comes next. “What will come next?,” the minions all ask. Fortunately, I am “blessed” with voices that … Continue reading

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ALLLL BYYY MYSELFFFFF…

This is me, self isolating at my home… away from home… the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm). I bet you can’t tell how many people are here from this photo. Well as any … Continue reading

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And so it begins…

Everything nonessential is closing at noon, but the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) is deemed “essential to protecting the critical infrastructure of the US.” So I am like that physicist in Chernobyl and … Continue reading

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Dark humor is my wheelhouse

Here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) we are still at work because our robot overlord don’t care about squishy human problems. Actually, the official policy is you can take PTO… if … Continue reading

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Toilet paper woes

So hand shakes are bad. But hand daiquiris are still OK? Sure, Its the alcohol from the hand sanitizer. I haven’t done one of these in a while. We are a bunch of philosopher poets here at the Robot Farm … Continue reading

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Zebra genetics for the win

The mind boggling question of the daty that is in circulation here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots and not where robots farm) is: “Is a zebra a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse … Continue reading

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