Category Archives: Burlesquery

No SMBF this year…or likely ever again

The answer to the question no one is asking is: Nope. We are in John Wick 3 mode this year. But soon, we hope to go a new home. Where we belong. And then none of this will matter. It … Continue reading

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Quotable

Here I go, quoting myself again. “If I am so smart, then why can’t I understand why you don’t understand, and fix it?” – Prof. VonTeasa. I quote a lot of people because I read too much. I sometimes even … Continue reading

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Costumerie Playah

I think 75 % of the people I know, plus a Kisa von Teasa or two deserve this merit badge. https://www.etsy.com/shop/aimeekitty

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Burlesque quote of the day.

Burlesque quote of the day. Back in the day glitter pours were all the rage. But after all the deaths on stage, it became passe.

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No Dollywood today

Dear Smoky Mountain Burlesque attendees. The Von Teasas regret that we can not Dollywood today. The stress of the weekend notwithstanding, the rainy forecast gives us pause. With Kisa’s impending surgery, I am reluctant to risk Kisa getting sick. We … Continue reading

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7-9-18 The stone of Destiny

I have just written the first new sentences of The Stone of Destiny since the world fell apart and I stopped back in October of 2016. But that is not why I am here today I am here to pitch … Continue reading

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I travel, a lot

Kisa sent me this 7yrs ago, at the Grapevine in NOLA. We did Halloween down there. I do believe it was my last non working holiday. Also note: Pre Epic Stash.

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later that night…

“Why did you buy these damn it!” Kisa said. “I am self medicating to fend of the inevitable post festival depression,” I say. “Well that’s never gonna work.” She says, hands on hips. “DON’T JUDGE ME!!!!” I yell with tears … Continue reading

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Magic and robots DO mix.

Returning to The Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where robots farm) I return to a buzzing bees nest. (Just bees, not hornets. That would be scary.) As my co-minions avidly watch (and mock) the FOXNEWS reporting of … Continue reading

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Dollywod was never the same

This is what it looks like when burlesque invades Dollywood. I am in the front row, second from the right. Kisa is next to me with her arms up. Then, later that day, it rained and rained……and rained…. we still … Continue reading

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