Monthly Archives: September 2019

Phone shenanigans

My ring tone for calls is the Death Star elevator music from Family Guy, but my phone rings so seldom that I forget its mine. So I stand around wondering, “Who’s phone is that?” This is particularly embarrassing when I … Continue reading

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Secret plans

Im trying to do a thing. I’m trying really hard to make this thing happen. But now I am in the wait and see phase, with nothing left to do but wait. The seed is planted, but will it grow? … Continue reading

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funny thing

I have been a fraud for so long and done it so well that I am now considered to be the expert opinion on the subject.

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No SMBF this year…or likely ever again

The answer to the question no one is asking is: Nope. We are in John Wick 3 mode this year. But soon, we hope to go a new home. Where we belong. And then none of this will matter. It … Continue reading

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Space Treck

Just a quick reminder to all my fellow time travelers out there. In AD 14 the Roman Senate officially confirmed Tiberius as the second emperor of the Roman Empire succeeding the late Augustus. Which is important in the 21st century, … Continue reading

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A little ray of sunshine.

I am now closer to the edge of the pit of despair than I have been in months. Which sounds bad, but it is actually a good thing as I have been standing on the wrong side of the edge … Continue reading

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Cock Blocked

I am not one for dick pics, but when visiting the Portland Zoo I discovered a Giant Cock which is a horse of a different color and probably not named Dick so I had to take a pic. BUT, No… … Continue reading

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