Just a bit more and I will be caught up again

It started with the moment I walked out of the house.

The air this morning is positively pregnant with moisture and we are just waiting for the water to break.

It went downhill from there.

Co-minion impersonal query: “how are you?”
Independent entity response: “Zombielicious, I’m moving slow & my brain is all tired and mushy.”

But it really culminated with:

Boss: I can’t believe it, they haven’t canceled the ball game don’t they know its raining out there?

Me: Playing in the rain will make men out them.

Boss: They are girls.

Me: Even more so, it will make them strong, resilient, and put pubes on their faces.

Boss:… ?

Me: Oh, sorry, that’s oral sex. I get that and baseball confused all the time. I think I made a wrong turn at the “playing in the rain” part.

About Rick Wasserman

Here is my second round of blogging as my first round in Blog 1 seems to have evaporated. I have been writing for decades. Most of it is crap, but you probably figured that out on your own.
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