Monthly Archives: December 2018

Its the end of 2018

To start our farewell and fuck you to 2018, we have a charcuterie snack plate of (left to right and top to bottom ) blueberry preserves, chocolate covered figs, mixed nuts, then truffle mousse, Genoese salami, and black truffle almonds … Continue reading

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Xmas day deserves something special

One of the major difficulties of the holidays is just getting out of bed and getting dressed. The Batman onesie? Darth Vader bathrobe? Or this (months) old thing that I “found” in the back of my closet. it still isn’t … Continue reading

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Burlesque quote of the day.

Burlesque quote of the day. Back in the day glitter pours were all the rage. But after all the deaths on stage, it became passe.

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The extra dumb word of the day

Dee vurd ov dee day eez Knee-pull. Een ay centance… Faesssbuk don’t like dee knee-pull. Yeah…. its that kind of day. Eye em naught skert ov dee knee-pull. De knee-pull iz mine frend. Dey don like eet. Dey will not … Continue reading

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Dad joke of the day:

Dad joke of the day: Fighting against the worldwide shortage of dried grapes is our raison d’etre. I also just got a notification from Amazon that one of the authors I follow just published a new book. That author is … Continue reading

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I am not Spock

I am not Rick D. Wasserman. However, I am pleased to discover that I am catching up to my namesake Rick D Wasserman on the Google search. My facebook shows up on page two, my publisher’s marketplace page and the … Continue reading

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Behold the Prophet

The things I said five years ago seem prophetic. For example… The most quoted person on the planet (aka “Unknown”) had this to say. “All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.” Suggesting that Nicollo Machiavelli and Nickolas Tesla might … Continue reading

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I am the oldest one in my family now

No one left alive to question. No one left alive to blame. Convenient… But if all these things are simple smoke and mirrors Meant to blind me to the sleight of hand. Do I simply let the magic trick unfold … Continue reading

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The t-shirt of the day

My t-shirt of the day is: “I don’t have any words, just feels… and my feels suck.” I had a dream last night where Ed Begley Jr.was incessantly trying to convince me to let him punch me in the nutsack, … Continue reading

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My voices don’t like you

Insanity is a tremendous pain in the ass. It’s not the same as mental illness, even though the ill-informed use the terms interchangeably. Mental illness, as the term suggests, is a malaise, a dis-ease. Insanity is when your co-minion at … Continue reading

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