Monthly Archives: September 2018

Don’t drink the Kool Aid

Here at the Robot Farm ( where we farm for robots, not where robots farm) we have an individual with the commonly improbable name of Jones. This leads to all sorts of implied connections. No doubt you are thinking of … Continue reading

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T-shirt of the day

The t-shirt of the day is… “I’ve got all the wang I need. ” It works for straight men, lesbians, and a decent number of gay men. I will leave the “need more wang” shirts to someone else. No point … Continue reading

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Quotes are quotable

This quote always makes me laugh because it is just so true. BUT, just in case you weren’t sure…. “Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.” -Dwight D. Eisenhower The 34th president.

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Don’t be a dick.

Robertson Davies once said. “Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.” Or to put that into the common vernacular It doesn’t matter how smart you are if you are a dick about it.

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No Dollywood today

Dear Smoky Mountain Burlesque attendees. The Von Teasas regret that we can not Dollywood today. The stress of the weekend notwithstanding, the rainy forecast gives us pause. With Kisa’s impending surgery, I am reluctant to risk Kisa getting sick. We … Continue reading

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All mask, All the time

Due to the many circumstances beyond my control, I will be drugged up beyond comprehension for the duration. All mask, all the time. 100% Bruce Wayne, because Batman has left the building. Probably till November. So if I seem weird…. … Continue reading

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Married 9 years today

I regret nothing. Well, nothing related to this topic anyway. Despite her “condition” we are going to Chatanooga and visit the aquarium

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T-shirt of the day

Today’s t-shirt idea requires knowledge of history and sci-fi. “Browncoats, not Brown Shirts”

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I can math good.

I have a new prescription to balance out all my mental crap. So now I am so juiced up on happy pills that I feel positively neutral. But then… Them: “Can you figure on your ‘puter what 41 thousandths is … Continue reading

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Quotes are quotable

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” -Voltaire (The original one, not the current one)

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