Monthly Archives: October 2015

I need a t-shirt factory

The phrase of the day actually happened last night. “I surrender….I know when I’m licked…..because I’m sticky.” I know it is egotistical to quote myself, but I can’t help it. I’m just so witty. … That must be today’s phrase … Continue reading

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Bilingual-ish

This morning at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where robots farm), we had an exercise in becoming more bilingual. “Better watch out, we have the knees in here today?” ????…..”I’m sorry, what?” … “The Knees…..Chinese, Japanese, … Continue reading

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Feel the burn

Mother Fucker! This damn robot is positively covered in CS gas residue. Oh the burning and the itching….it hurts and stings! On the plus side, this one incident does qualify me for the “must wash hands before peeing” merit badge … Continue reading

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Life am not fun today

The phrase of the day is, “asking is just polite demanding.” It has been a rough week at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where robots farm). Not content with my superhuman performance of doing the work … Continue reading

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Breakfast of Champions

Whew…so many errands to run this morning. Bankses and phoneses and bootses for broken footses so SOMEONE doesn’t have to smell like Sméagol. (she doesn’t, she just thinks that she does.) While we are getting the cover for Kisa’s cast, … Continue reading

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You are what you do

Do you, out of fear of being misconstrued, ever hesitate to ask people to be friends on Facebook? Afraid to be mistaken for (rightly or wrongly) a creeper? Or worse, especially for women, that the other (gender notwithstanding) will erroneously … Continue reading

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Theoretical ages of man.

My random thought of the day. Childhood: that time of (supposedly) strict eating of certain things because your body is still developing, with occasion binging. Teenage: EAT ALL THE THINGS!!!!! 20’s: Beginning to suspect that all the things are not … Continue reading

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Minneapolis….kinda miss you

I haven’t been able to say much of anything about my trip to the Minneapolis Burlesque festival. I’ve been heavily burdened by the lash of my robot overlords here at The Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where … Continue reading

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