Monthly Archives: July 2015

Something is afoot….or other appendage

5 years ago, my insurance company blocked me from taking my prescriptions to Walgreens…..no reason given. Then a few years ago, they insisted that CVS (which I hate, at least the local branch) was going to handle all of my … Continue reading

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Never mind the popular phrasing

Ima toot my horn for a minute. Last night I spent hours scrubbing the Hannibal series for him playing harpsichord. You see, we Von Teasas are sitting on a secret horde of obscure songs that inspire visions of new Burlesque … Continue reading

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There are no guarantees

We, as Americans, were promised Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. But, as Starship Troopers reminds us (the book, not the movie) you can pursue happiness all you want, no one can take that away from you. ….but, there … Continue reading

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Rain…You’ll miss it when it is gone

The voices in my head are having a field day today. I’ll try my best to capture the Goombah accent they are using. (For the record, this is a social stereotype, not a racial one, therefore I am not a … Continue reading

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Some people have to pee on the electric fence

I hadn’t considered this before. “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” -David Richerby Here at the Robot Farm (where we farm for robots, not where robots farm) we were having object lessons in … Continue reading

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Let’s be social for a change

Its too early to go to Temple ( the dance night, not Jewish “church”) no one really fun is going to be there till midnight anyway. So, if you are planning on dinner, go eat dinner, then do some pre-drinking … Continue reading

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Entertainment politics

I don’t care about Trump, or what he says. He isn’t relevant to my world. My only goals related towards him is making sure he stays that way. To that end, here is a wonderful article. We all know that … Continue reading

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The Longest Night pt 2

I can’t believe it has almost been a year since my first publication. The Longest Night was from a brief splash of inspiration, some things said in passing, and furiously scribbled notes. A story that was WAY outside my comfort … Continue reading

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The blatantly obvious pointless rant

Well this is annoying. Today, Farcebuck decided that I wanted to be texted every time ANYTHING happens on Facebook. FUCK YOU FACEBOOK OVERLORDS. Everything EVERYTHING!!!!!!! That you consider a “service” should be opt in. NOT OPT OUT! It took me … Continue reading

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It’s a mock warzone

Stepping outside onto the front porch, there is a palpable smoky haze, sulphur smelling, and a ceaseless cacophony of pops and crackles all around. Though none are visible within a city block of my position. Mysterious. It a good thing … Continue reading

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